Despite two years of continuous use by an uncountable number of head coaches and even some national talk show attention, it is painfully clear that some of the people out there still don't know about Pitt's placekicker. This needs to end, now.
I am, in a way, trying to speak to the broader human condition when I basketball about Pitt shouting (or whatever it is I do). Every Sisyphean football season, the slow-motion crash that is the basketball program right now, getting your heart broken by a collegiate wrestler just days after you found out that college wrestling was a thing.