Every year, like clockwork, the Phoenix Suns make us wait. The sun beats down, monsoon season rolls in, and we’re still sitting here wondering: What threads are they trotting out next season? It’s become a weird little ritual, one I can’t say I’m fond of. The franchise holds the info hostage until August, maybe September, like it’s some kind of state secret. Why? Who knows. Maybe they think we like the suspense. Spoiler alert: we don’t.
The kicker? Most fans couldn’t care less. Maybe 15% of us obsess over this stuff. The late-night Reddit scrollers, the Photoshop mock-up warriors, the people who know the Pantone code for “The Valley” purple (it’s #5F259F).