We’ve made it. August. The darkest month on the NBA calendar. Two months until preseason tips off. Three and a half months since the Suns last played a meaningful game. The basketball void has fully swallowed us. And there’s no light down here.
August sucks.
We’re tired of summer
Football is here, but doesn’t count
No holidays
No Suns basketball
School traffic is back
There’s 31 days of it
It’s phonetically the worst sounding— John Voita, III (@DarthVoita) August 2, 2025This is the season of speculation.