Me, heading up a Phoenix Suns blog when TMZ reported Devin Booker was seen with Kendall Jenner: “Definitely not going to write about Booker and Jenner. I’m not going to touch that.”
Me, a day later, “Nope. I’m still not going to write about Booker and Jenner. Not gonna reduce to that level.”
Me, after another day: “Seriously. This is not a tabloid blog. I’ll write about Mikal Bridges getting free Chipotle before I inject Kardashian romance rumors into Valley of the Suns.”
Me, today, after being the only site on the Internet who hasn’t yet referenced it: “Ugh.