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Union Hulk weighs in on fixing the Union

It's your good friend Union Bruce Banner, the boys in blue dropped another this weekend and it's our best interest to strategize and put a best foot forward this way we can... Is it warm in here? My forehead feels a little clammy. I...I...feel funny...

RAWWWWWRRRR IT YOUR HULKY SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE THE UNION POOPED THE BED AND WEREN'T WEARING DEPENDS. THEY LOST AGAINST SOME TEAM CALLED THE COLUMBUS HOOTERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT THEY FAMOUS FOR GIVING US BRIAN CARROLL. THANKS HOOTERS. HULKY SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED WITH THIS TEAM. KNOW WHAT?