In his new series, writer Drew Gobrecht tells you why your complaints about the Union are wrong. We know he's being condescending, but deep down he's really insecure, and this is the only way he knows how to feel good about himself.
I know how eagerly you've been waiting, but wait no longer! Part 5 of Silly Offseason complaints is finally here! Yes, we are back with my latest series of articles where I condescendingly tell you why you're wrong about everything you love to complain about when discussion the Philadelphia Union.
If you haven't yet, please check out Part 1, where I talk about The Union's lack of cash, Part 2, where I talk about the need for a left back, Part 3, where I talk about Maurice Edu playing defensive midfield, and Part 4, where I discussion the front office keeping their cards close to their chest.