In his new series, writer Drew Gobrecht tells you why your complaints about the Union are wrong. We know he's being condescending, but deep down he's really insecure, and this is the only way he knows how to feel good about himself.
Welcome back to Silly Offseason Complaints, my new series of articles where I address the most popular complaints about the Philadelphia Union. If you haven't already, check out Part 1, where I discussed the idea that the Union don't spend enough cash. Today, it's onto a new complaint. Specifically, we're going to talk about the Union's pressing need for a shiny new left back.