Earlier today, you might have seen this floating around Twitter.
On first glance that just looks like a normal MLS job listing. It’s on mlssoccer.com, it’s got the Philadelphia Union logo and information there, no big deal. Wait, hold on, Chief Tattoo Officer? Like the thing that people used to associate with either delinquents or athletes? I know we like being on the cutting edge around here but this is a bit extreme. For all we know (yes, I actually asked around) this is a real thing. The idea of this is a bit absurd though isn’t it?