Yesterday, we published our well-thought-out predictions for the Philadelphia Union's 2016 season. Today, we're going a bit more visceral with our 2016 hot takes. These takes are designed to burn like the morning after dropping $30 at Taco Bell, so approach with caution.
Evan Villella: CJ Sapong scores 10+ goals.
Frank Cobbina: Sebastien Le Toux makes less than 25 appearances for the Union.
Chuck Booth: Roland Alberg leads the league in assists (not as outlandish as it may sound, Cristian Maidana almost did it).