Once more, the broken minds and rancid breath of Mets fans filled Citizens Bank Park last night, their primal hoots creating a haze of pollutants in the atmosphere above. For years, the fallout will wreak havoc on local plant and animal life, causing irreversible damage to our ecosystem as they return en masse to the festering slime pit in which they live as a giant amorphous pile, awaiting their next opportunity to spread their vile toxicity to another region.
But Vince Velasquez did not blame the Mets fans for last night’s 5-4 loss, nor the Phillies being swept at home.