'I know some good games we could play,'
said the Pat.
'I know some new tricks,'
said the Pat with the Bat.
'A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you.
Your mother will not mind at all if I do.'
Editor's note: TGP received a DM late last night from an old friend requesting a meetup. We hastily assembled emergency twenties, made sure the Find Our Phone apps were activated, primped appropriately, and did a quick meetup with Pat's clearly inebriated and exhausted representatives, Mike and The Guy, at a corner booth at the Penrose.