Because at nearly 33 years old I’m apparently an old woman now, I fell asleep before the game ended.
I will give you a moment to boo me appropriately.
[place boos here]
I’ll spare you all the monologue about what my life has come to, how the Bad Phillies stole my youth and all that, and just get to the game.
WOE IS ME, MY YOUNG DAYS ARE GONE, SOMEONE GET ME SOME OVALTINE AND SIX BLANKETS.
Okay, that’s all, I promise.
A night after getting their asses whomped by the Rockies, the Phillies narrowly beat them 5-3.