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The Schmitter: Culinary War Crime

I ate a Schmitter. This does not mean that my children should be forced to eat them in the future. We can end this nightmare in this generation.

I've eaten a lot of shit in my lifetime. We're not talking coprophilia here -- just regular old garbage that I have eaten because I was, well, mostly young, dumb, and not thinking clearly about what I was actually doing to my body. Some high low lights:

  • I remember well the time I ate 8 Nutty Buddys in about 20 minutes. Each was just an exceptional sensory delight that particular evening.