I’m so glad I didn’t go to bed early last night.
As I went to brush my teeth, I decided to check Twitter one last time. The first thing I saw was about Nick Castellanos signing with the Phillies, and I wrote it off as a joke. Then I saw a second tweet about the same exact thing, and I presumed a new rumor must have dropped. Then I saw a third tweet, and a fourth, and a fifth.
And then I saw this.
My hands were almost shaking as I went back to Twitter to search for Jim Salisbury.