Sweepity sweep sweep sweeeeeeep: Phillies 9, Diamondbacks 8

The Phillies sweep the Diamondbacks and I do a happy dance of joy.They don’t call them the Fightin’ Phils for nothing. This was a game, guys. This was a GAME.

It was a see-sawing affair that lasted nearly four hours, but the Phillies gutted it out and won 9-8 in 10 innings, sweeping the Diamondbacks and making them cry because they are bad. So weep, Diamondbacks, WEEP FOR THE PAST YOU CAN NEVER RECLAIM!!! Uh, I mean, something less crazy sounding than that. You fill in the blank!

Let’s look at how this game progressed, inning by inning.

First: Phillies 2, Diamondbacks 3

Second: Phillies 2, Diamondbacks 4

Third: Phillies 2, Diamondbacks 4

Fourth: Phillies 2, Diamondbacks 4

Fifth: Phillies 3,…