It has come to this at last: Jonathan Papelbon has been released by the Washington Nationals. After choking Bryce Harper and not being effective, among other highlights, the Nationals decided to cut ties with the Ric Flair loving, sleeveless shirt wearing, crotch-grabbing doofus we all loved to hate in Philadelphia. Until he started playing for the Nationals and coughing up leads to the Phillies. Then we loved him.
I have little to say about Papelbon. It was kind of nice for him to be a Nat with all his Nattitudiness.