The human butt.
For centuries, it has been deemed the body’s messenger; the medium countless solid decision-makers have chosen to convey a message that in many cases few will see. Experts, observing the practice since the dawn of time, have theorized that scrawling a dispatch on the buttocks has traditionally been so that the owner may feel they have a secret both from and to themselves.
In June, we were informed of a gentlemen’s wager between the Phillies top draft pick, outfielder Mickey Moniak, and a pal: Were Moniak to be drafted in the top 10, the friend would get his name tattooed on nature’s billboard.