In between commercials: Phillies 16, Marlins 2

Likely, you were watching the Eagles tonight.

Understandable. The first game of the NFL season is usually a must watch and having it on a Friday night means you can have a free Sunday.

It also means it comes at the expense of the Phillies, who are in Miami playing what amounts to a AAAA team, so it becomes a little more justified to have your attention elsewhere. But while you were watching the Eagles, the Phillies were putting on some offensive fireworks.

The Marlins even tried the Kitchen sink and it didn’t work! I’m sorry, but I had to.

The first inning was when the game was pretty much over. Kyle Schwarber hit a ground ball that Jake Burger booted, then tried to throw to the covering…