The Good Phight · May 15, 2018
Game Thread 5/15: Phillies at Orioles
Here we go! First game of the week! I’m totally ready! Let’s do this! I’m pumped! Let’s see the lineup!
.@Npivetta27 gets the start tonight as we open up a quick two-game series in Baltimore. #BeBold pic.twitter.com/PtYug5iNDs
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) May 15, 2018 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.
WHAT.
THE.
HELL.
IS.
THIS.
The Phillies are playing a two-game series in Baltimore, where they can use the DH. For the first time, they can get everyone they want into a game without putting anyone on the bench. That fact forces me to ask: what in the blue fancy hell are Jesmuel Valentin and Pedro Florimon doing here?!