Should we ever see Dom Brown again, IronPigs manager Dave Brundage will sigh, know what he has to do, and mutter 'I'm getting too old for this s***.'
We may not know exactly where Dom Brown is, but we're still presuming that eventually, he'll resurface with the Lehigh Valley IronPigs at some point. Or, maybe he's already on the box car of a speeding locomotive, tearing across the Great Plains, one leg dangling lazily out of the car as he smiles and throws a casual wave to some wheat farmers, the weight of the world off his shoulders.