As Christmas approaches, Inquirer columnist Frank Fitzpatrick offers his annual compilation of carols for Philadelphia sports fans to sing.
"O-DU-BEL"
(Sung to "Jingle Bells")
O-du-bel, O-du-bel
Odubel got paid.
Oh, how dumb it was to think
The Phillies might upgrade.
Hey, O-du-bel, O-du-bel
Odubel got paid.
Oh, how dumb it was to think
The Phillies might upgrade.
Offering at a pitch
That's two feet off the plate
His swing has got a hitch.
I thought he'd be trade bait.