Pssst. Gabe. Over here. You don't know me, but I want to help you. I hacked the space this newspaper and website usually wastes on that hack Brookover, and now I'm offering some free advice that you can ponder during the long offseason.
My sources tell me that on a scale of the all-time head coaches and managers in this town, you are a lot closer to Chip Kelly than to Charlie Manuel right now. But with some fixes, we can get you upgraded to Andy Reid status in no time. That would be great, wouldn't it? You're both Southern California natives with similar appetites and body types.