Folks, we don’t know each other.
You may feel, over the years, that you’ve gotten to know me based on my combination of humorous whimsy and dull sense of satire. I don’t comment a lot, even though I should. I’ll go days without tweeting. For a man trying to make it in media, I don’t engage with audiences nearly enough. And that’s my fault. I know many of you are pounding at the door to know me, and I’m not letting you in.
But I have always assumed that many of you lead productive, interesting lives. I just can’t grasp why I’m writing this, let alone why you’re reading it.