*It’s Wednesday, which is hump day, but it’s also the midpoint of the Flyers’ little break this week, so it’s break hump too. Get it? Listen, headlines are hard, okay? Anyhoo, big news yesterday was the announcement that Alexei Kolosov is officially headed up to Allentown. [BSH]
*Between this and the arrival of our lord and savior Ivan Fedotov, we are, collectively, officially in our Russian Goalie Era. [Inquirer]
*All anyone can seem to talk about in the aftermath of that Islanders game is John Tortorella’s postgame presser. [BSH]
*And since we’ve got a little time off on our hands, why not go ahead and break down that presser into its component parts.