*Hey nothing is happening. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? News to you, surely. Anyway, big thing that happened yesterday was some national media dork disrespecting our perfect golden child. NOT ON OUR WATCH. [BSH]
*Wait… WAIT. Did you guys see the NHL’s distant second best mascot almost get murdered by a bear?? [NBC News]
*Back to people treating the Flyers very unfairly, saying very nasty things… The Model thinks the Flyers’ contract situation is real bad. [The Athletic]
*Nothing happens in August. Except for the few times before when something happened in August.