You know you’ve reached the deadest part of the offseason when articles like this one are coming out. But it’s easy to overanalyze and stress out over players when games aren’t being played. So put off your concerns for now about Nolan Patrick’s injury history, or how successful the Brian Elliott-Michal Neuvirth goalie tandem will be, and enjoy some of the best Philadelphia Flyers anagrams 30 minutes on the Internet can find. They say anagrams never lie, but even if they do, sometimes they come pretty close to the truth.
5. Matt Read = Tamed Rat
This anagram might seem like an insult to Read, who has indeed disappointed over the last couple of seasons.