We, the fans of the Philadelphia Flyers, are the graduating eighth graders, about to embark on their summer vacation leading into their freshman yeqr of high school in the 1993 Richard Linklater classic, Dazed and Confused.
Potential regulation wins are O’Bannion (Ben Affleck), chasing us around town with a fraternity paddle, hellbent on bruising our asses to prove some sort of nonsensical point.
On the other hand, regulation losses are Randall “Pink” Floyd (Jason London), handing us a beer and bringing us to a party when the beating is over.
The Flyers had a great chance of running into O’Bannion when they faced off against the Chicago Blackhawks at the United Center on Monday night.