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Marlies 5, Phantoms 0: What the heck even was that

Related Topics: Emoticon, The Phantoms

Good Morning, all. The Phantoms lost last night. This is my introduction section and I don’t really know what to say. A whole bunch of things went wrong and the Phantoms got shut out and now they’re on the brink of elimination. Things aren’t going very well. But we’ve also pulled out some salient points from this game (as we do) so let’s get into those.

  1. Yikes

Now would probably be a fitting time for me to employ my favorite schtick—you know the one, talk about how it’s really important that, given the state of the series and the type of game the Marlies have been playing, that it’s really important that the Phantoms do one thing, and then I drop the “oh, what was that?