It is extremely important to note that absolutely none of the below is real. This is an entirely fake work of satire by an individual who could and should probably put his brainpower to better use. Thanks for reading!
We are on the verge of the start of the 2025-26 NHL season. The Philadelphia Flyers have made some interesting additions, but are still expected by most people in the media to miss the playoffs. That doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t have goals! Here are some goals
Bobby Brink: Reach new heights
Can he find a Zoltar machine to actually make himself taller?