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Trevor Zegras is off to a fantastic start with the Philadelphia Flyers, having scored 21 points in 20 games. This start puts Zegras up there with Peter Forsberg, Danny Briere, Jaromir Jagr, Tony Amonte, and Jeremy Roenick, who all had 20 or more points in their first 20 games as Flyers. This is elite company for Zegras, who was traded to the Flyers from the Anaheim Ducks over the summer for Ryan Poehling, a 2025 second-round pick, and a 2026 fourth-round pick.