I wanted to make the headline “Please tell me whyyyyy... I’m still watching this team” but thought that would make you all less likely to click that headline, and therefore less likely to listen to the postgame, and that would be bad for me. But I had to use Lit lyrics after this discussion became the most entertaining part, to me, of the second and third periods. So, here we are. Ok, now here’s the real article:
If you like high-event hockey, and have no rooting interest, the first half of the first period was certainly for you.