Eagles fans started lining up for Thursday’s Super Bowl parade well before the first light of dawn fell across the city. With a lot of time to kill —and a lot of adult beverages to help keep fans somewhat warm ‘n’ fuzzy —Broad Street was bound to be littered with more sharp one-liners than green and white confetti.
We collected some of the finest comments for you, dear reader. Expect this list to grow as the day wears on. If you hear any gems that we missed, let us know.
A special appearance?
A unexpected chant erupted at Broad Street and Washington Avenue just before 9:30 a.