The Dallas Cowboys, the longtime home to one of the most delusional fanbases on Planet Earth, finally have something to brag about. Recently, they’ve been heard thanks to their taunts of the Philadelphia Eagles and the best fans in the world. As usual, it wasn’t worth listening to.
They were just echoing their owner, Jerry Jones, who recently tried to ease some of his own pain by comparing Philly’s one Super Bowl victory to the five the Cowboys can claim. Never mind the fact that we can watch footage of the Eagles’ most recent Super Bowl victory on Blu-Ray, and we have to watch Cowboys’ Super Bowl highlights on a VHS cassette.