Have you ever started a grill with half the coals lit and the other half stone cold? That’s the 2025 Eagles offense—one side sizzling, the other side raw enough to send you to the ER. One half looks like the ‘04 Patriots, the other like the ‘90 Buccaneers. Fans keep waiting for the whole bag of charcoal to catch, but the lighter fluid keeps missing a corner.
This Jekyll and Hyde act is becoming their signature, a confusing plot twist for a team loaded with superstars.
And head coach Nick Sirianni addressed the most puzzling mechanical failure on Monday.