Eagles vs. Vikings: 18 winners, 5 losers, 1 IDK

Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty ImagesThe Eagles are 2-0 after thoroughly beating the Vikings. Time to hand out some winners, losers, and IDKs.

I DON’T KNOWS

JALEN HURTS

Lol jk.

WINNERS

THE EAGLES

Undefeated. Watch out, 1972 Dolphins.

JALEN HURTS

Can’t possibly say enough good things about Hurts’ performance on Monday night. His Week 1 outing wasn’t bad by any means but it left me wanting to see more. To his credit, Hurts delivered in a way that greatly exceeded expectations.

His final stat line: 26/31 (83.9% completion), 333 yards (10.7 average), 1 TD, 1 INT (not his fault as a ball that bounced off Kenneth Gainwell’s hands), 108.7 passer rating. 11 carries for 57 yards and 2 rush TD. So, 390 yards of…