Eagles vs. Dolphins: 9 winners, 7 losers, 4 IDKs

Photo by Eric Espada/Getty ImagesThe Eagles got absolutely destroyed by the Dolphins on Saturday night. Of course, that would be much more troublesome if the Birds were playing their starters and the game actually counted. Instead, the Dolphins’ starters feasted on the Eagles’ backups.

While there might not be a ton of meaning to take away from that game, let’s sort through some winners, losers, and I don’t knows anyway.

WINNERS

TEAM HEALTH

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