Asking Eagles: Who has the best hair?

BLG is right a lot of the time. He’s a great analyst and a better writer who teaches me a lot.

His hair takes are poor and must be rectified.

Our typical hair conversation goes like this. I make a wonderful, well-thought out point about an Eagles player’s haircut. “Jalen Mills’ cut was cool when he was a rookie making a statement, but now it’s just hackneyed and lame.” The nearby listeners applaud my fearless take. Women are struck by how the sunlight strikes my jawline as I gaze over the field.

BLG: “No. You’re wrong.” He stares off into the distance, expressionless. The onlookers boo.

I decided to take to the streets—er, hash marks—and go straight to the source. I interviewed almost 20 Eagles…