***EDITOR'S NOTE: The following post is authored by Trev (@Hegelbon) from Philadelphia Phillies SB Nation site The Good Phight. It was originally posted on his blog and is now being shared here with his permission. You may remember Trev from his credentialed coverage of the 2015 NFL Draft from Chicago or the times he's contributed to BGN on other occasions. Enjoy.***
I. Emmanuel Acho wakes up, sure that the alarm is wrong.