2020 New Years Resolutions for the Philadelphia Eagles

Whether you’re ready for it or not, the new decade is upon us. News feeds will be flooded with “new decade, new me” and other half-hearted mantras, while messages from chatty coworkers, nosy neighbors and self-righteous relatives will soon be filling your inbox prying for your life-altering resolutions. Unfortunately, we here at Philly Sports Network can’t help you turn your life around, but what we can do is help you procrastinate.

We’ve been spending sleepless afternoons and also tireless afternoons thinking long and hard about the future, so that you don’t have to.

Does your secondary keep giving up the big play? Still have that stinger that just won’t go away? Do you have that one friend…