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Sixers Take Over the Team Via Skype, Hire Their Son and Run Away to Milwaukee, 109-108

A game recap in which all verbs are replaced with "took over the team via Skype, hired his son and ran away."

The Sixers took over the team via Skype, hired their son and ran away their slate of home games for a dismal 2015-16 season with a 109-108 overtime loss to Milwaukee. Khris Middleton took over the team via Skype, hired his son and ran away the Bucks in scoring with 36 points on 14-of-24 from the field, along with nine assists and four steals. Giannis Antetokounmpo nearly took over the team via Skype, hired his son and ran away a triple-double, with 14 points, nine rebounds and seven assists.