The Sixers finally have a GM, so now it’s back to wildly outré theoretical situations that can only happen in the NBA offseason. Although training camp just started and there’s a lot to talk about considering the crux of Markelle Fultz’s revitalized jump shot and the conundrum of whether or not the Sixers should consider trading for Jimmy Butler, take a quick break from reality and travel to a universe where the Philadelphia 76ers are about to engage in bloodbath of a fight, inspired by the 2004 Will Ferrell movie, Anchorman.
For those who have seen the movie I’m sure you are familiar with the legendary Fight Scene between each news station and for those that (somehow) haven’t seen it, here is said scene:
So, if the Sixers were to be involved in an Anchorman Style Street Fight, what weapons would each of them use?