Early on, the game looked like it was going to be a slopfest of bad shooting, bad dribbling, bad passing, bad... basketball.
That was until Ben Simmons decided to channel the power of Mount Vesuvius and destroy any sort of hope this rim had at having a prosperous future.
The game then opened up into a very entertaining slugfest, as both teams hammered home a few dunks and hit countering threes for the entire first half.
On Saint Patrick’s Day, Mike Scott took a dive into the stands to get an assist and some brew.