Sixers Dismantle the Rockets

Cocaine, PCP, Acid, Mushrooms, Mountain Dew Ice. None of those drugs could match the feeling that the Philadelphia 76ers basketball team just pumped into my body in the 121-93 win over the Houston Rockets.

Sixers 10-Day signee Corey Brewer played like a drunk pirate who had been marooned on an island before Elton Brand called him up and said, “suit up, but keep drinking.”

This game had everything…

JJ Redick did a CP3 dribble?

An Amir Johnson 3-pointer?

A SUCCESSFUL FROSTY FREEZE OUT.

It all started with T.J. McConnell, who got under Harden’s skin early, and from that point on, the Sixers started to run away with it. The game felt like a Process-era game of chaos, except we actually had a good…