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The Philadelphia 76ers hosted Officer Mitchell and the Utah Jazz to South Philly for what was an uncomfortably easy win as they were up 20 points most of the match, but only ended up winning by nine points. We can now add the Capital One Arena to the list of cursed buildings the Sixers should never allowed to play in.

After determining that Scotia Bank Arena is probably not real and every time the Sixers travel there, we play a simulation of a game created by Adam Silver in which the Sixers lose a mind meltingly frustrating game, the team went down to the nation capital and caught a fat loss to Davis Bertans and the Wizards.