Kristaps Porzingis, the 7-foot-1-and-counting lanky Latvian, took the cake at no. 7 with 63 percent of the vote. Zinger that's a thing, by the way) takes a lot of flack for his bust potential, which seems to almost exclusively take root in either his wiry frame and Euro-bust sounding name. He possesses a unique set of skills that could place him at the forefront of Taken 4: Smuggled in Sevilla just as easily as they rehash the ghosts of Nikoloz Tzkitishvili in your closet.
Danny Chau kicked off a three-part video series at Grantland with an awesome write-up on 'Staps.