I have been tasked with entering a house on fire and suggesting we burn some wood to keep warm. Welcome to Jahlil Okafor’s 2016-17 season preview.
One quick point to make before we get into it. I understand why every article/tweet/mouth-take requires you to turn each fleeting Jahlil Okafor thought into a Celebrity Deathmatch with Nerlens Noel, but I am deeming that unfair to both parties and also vacuum philosophical exercises, so I’ll be going the rest of this column without mentioning the other guy. Get your raw meat somewhere else, jackals.