I Will Buy All Your Markelle Fultz Stock

I don’t generally understand economics. The last time I tried to read about Bitcoin I’m pretty sure I had a small seizure. I assume the only reason people buy ‘The Economist’ is so people can see them pretending to read ‘The Economist.’ I’m even too lenient with my rent collecting to be any good at Monopoly. The one tenet of investing that I do understand, because of its idiot-proof simplicity, is ‘Buy low, sell high.’ And if this article from Sports Illustrated, this article from The Ringer, this article from Bleacher Report, this Bill Simmons podcast, and this ‘Fultz Bust’ twitter search are to be believed, then Fultz’s stock is pretty low right now, at least compared to some previous highs.