A hater’s guide to the Boston Celtics

Photo by Brian Babineau/NBAE via Getty ImagesI don’t mean that in a basketball sense. Despite their best efforts to blow their first-round series against the Fighting Trae Youngs, the Celtics are a frustratingly good team this year. They won 57 games in the regular season and were one of the NBA’s most prolific three-point shooting teams.

Instead, the Celtics suck on a deeper level. They don’t have cultural rot like the Washington Commanders or the Dallas Mavericks, nor are they cheapskates like the Houston Rockets and the Robert Sarver-led Phoenix Suns. In fact, they acted swiftly to suspend former head coach Ime Udoka when he was found to be having an inappropriate workplace relationship…