'Twas the night before football, when all through State College,
There were parties and laughter and lots of lost knowledge.
The jerseys were washed and hung in lockers with care,
In hopes that Nittany Lions soon would be there.
The Penn State fans were nestled all sung in their beds,
While visions of Hackenberg gunslinged in their heads.
Franklin in his track suit and Hand with a chef hat,
Had just settled down for a nice 4 AM nap.
When on the roof of their building arose such a clatter,
James sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.