Noel: -comes sprinting into non-existent BSD office panting- GUYS GUYS GUYS I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!
Bill: Calm down, child. What did you figure out?
Noel: -wipes sweat from forehead with paper towel, balls it up and shoots it into garbage can, missing by two feet- Okay so you know how James Franklin's depth chart every week is kinda weird and never shows what really happens on gameday?
Nick: Yeah, well we figured out weeks ago that that's bec-
Noel: Let me finish. So you know how Dan does the snap count post?
Penn State Depth Chart and Injury Report v. Maryland: Whoa Wait a Minute, I Think Franklin Might Be Using Last Week's Depth Chart!
